Hey Jamz Fam!!! So, as our Miami Heat head into game two of the 2011 NBA Finals tonight, I felt it only fitting to pay homage to the one of the players most responsible for helping bring us our ONE & ONLY Championship in Heat History (so far….).
That’s right folks, its official, the BIG Shaq Diesel is finally ready to hang up those size 21 Triple E’s!!! In typical Over the Top Shaq fashion, the oldest active player in the NBA decided to take to the internet yesterday to announce his…DARE I SAY…RETIREMENT!!!
After 19 years, 6 different NBA teams, and 4 NBA World Championship Rings the Diesel has finally run out of gas…yes, pun intended. And, to be honest… I’m not that upset to see him go. After-all, he hasn’t been “Shaq-Daddy” since that ’06 season when he helped the HEAT beat the MAVS and bring home the Larry O’Brien Championship Trophy to S.Fla- (Ladies hit ya man with that little bit of sports trivia tonight while you’re watching the game…guaranteed to score points)! And, after watching him unravel this past season with the Celtics I’m in full agreement…SIT YO *** DOWN Shaq!!
Not saying we don’t appreciate what you did for the Heat...and the Lakers...annnnnd the game of basketball, but there’s nothing worse to a sports fan than watching a legend not know when to let it go!! Glad you’ve realized it’s over big homie. Look at the up side, now you have more time to keep the streets safe, dress in costume, date more “urban” models & video vixens, make more rap albums, try stand-up comedy (heard that was next on the career list via @KevinHart4Real), and perhaps even make a cameo on VH-1’s HIT show…BASKETBALL WIVES!!! You’ll probably have to clear it with SHAUNIE 1st… ;-)
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